1. Because I talk endlessly about the wonderful cruises I've taken and have and roughly 15 friends booked cruises because of it.
2. Because I know a LOT about cruising and give excellent advice.
3. Because I'm cute and cuddly and fun as well. I've missed my calling as a Cruise Director.
4. I'm very persuasive.
5. I can give a gazillion reasons why people should choose YOUR cruise line.
6. I know my way around the Caribbean and can be an impromptu guide.
7. I know how to make a monkey towel animal.
8. I can fill in for the captain when need be...as long as we're securely tied-up in port. (c'mon you didn't really think I can drive the boat did ya??)
9. I could totally entertain the bored with exciting tales of former cruises.
10. Did I mention I'm cute and cuddly?
Happy Sailing - and apparently dreaming,